The Twelve Months of Quarantine

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  1. Cornfield

    Cornfield Blues Newbie

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    Dr. Fauci says vaccines should be widely available in April. That’s a full year of us socially isolating.
    This is the current draft of "The Twelve Months of Quarantine". You know the tune

    In the first month of quarantine my true love gave to me, a jigsaw puzzle of a pear tree, with a bird in it.
    In the second month of ..... two rubber gloves
    In the third month......three face masks
    In the fou.......four rolls of TP
    In the fifth.....five “Tiger Kings”
    In the sixth….. six feet social distance
    In the seventh….seven Zoom meetings
    In the eighth…..eight shots of bleach
    In the ninth ….. nine nasal swabs
    In the tenth….ten ventilators
    In the eleventh….. eleven antibodies
    In the twelfth….. twelve vaccines
    It's best if you read the list backwards
     
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  2. Many Moons

    Many Moons Biking+Blues=Bliss

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    Well Cornfield, your 'True Love' obviously doesn't love you that much.o_O Four months to get a measly 4 Toilet Rolls!!!!!!!!! My true love bought me 20 x 10 packs on the first day!!!!!!!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  3. Bob630

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    Put it the music and post it here.
     
  4. Bob630

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    Put it to the music and post it here.
     
  5. CaptainMoto

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    STOP!
    Too Political!
    How dare you!
     
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    arock Help! I'm a rock

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  7. Cornfield

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    I sang it at a Zoom folk music sing around last night. Three people asked what a Tiger King was. Folkies.
    So I changed that line to "Five Hydroxicloriquines" sorry if that is too political but it scans and fits the rhyme
     
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