Random Tomfoolery
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artyman
Fareham UK
For those who now have more time on their hands
https://youtu.be/PLOPygVcaVE
https://youtu.be/PLOPygVcaVE
Shodai
Blues Junior
Now that's funny!
Grateful_Ed
Student Of The Blues
Great post but the video? I didn't even make it through the painting, let alone the drying. Maybe if there was Musak or something....
Grateful_Ed
Student Of The Blues
PapaBear
Guit Fiddlier
Last night I went to Costco to buy a bag of food for my dog. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I think to myself Really?
If you know me you know I try to be kind but also can have a silly, sarcastic streak. So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
If you know me you know I try to be kind but also can have a silly, sarcastic streak. So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck.
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
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