SANTAS BUSTED

[blackcoffeeblues]

This THING popped in my mind last week, (YIKES)
It is based on the Ray Charles song "BUSTED".

#1 Christmas is soon, and all the kids want Nike shoes-and Santa's busted.
My inventory is down --down to bare ground
and Santa's busted
Mrs. Santa is on the war path-her Amazon card is up to the max
and Santa he ain't got no cash
Santa's busted.

#2 I called my connections over in Bejing-- I was busted
They said that they would send me some things----sorry your busted
They sent me Barbie dolls wearing Ken's clothes
Gi. Joes wearing rainbow camos
Where in the heck is Santa suppose to dump those
Santa's busted

#3 My elves are going on strike Friday and Santa's busted
they are demanding double holiday pay---and Santa's busted
I am to old to load up my sleigh- this job don't pay that much anyway
Santa's gonna watch football all Christmas day- Santa's busted
Yep-- Santa's busted;--- I mean like flat broke--no moolah---no bread---no cryptos---no Yankee dollars--No pesos---Dire straits. BUSTED MERRY CHRISTMAS to all.

 

[CaptainMoto]

Cool let's hear it!

 

[TexBill]

Digging it.. We want to hear it soon.

 

[blackcoffeeblues]

I will have to wait till I get over this head cold that I have been fighting for the past 2 weeks-

 

[Mr.Scary]

Looks like you're busted

I will have to wait till I get over this head cold that I have been fighting for the past 2 weeks-