Cop Joke
A police officer stopped at a farm and demanded to search for illegal drugs. The farmer said that was fine but told him to stay away from the bottom paddock as he wouldn’t like it.
Agitated by this, the officer explodes. “Do you see this badge son! This badge means I can go where I please, when I please, how I please! You have no authority when it comes to telling me where I can go!”
The farmer nods and politely goes about his business. A short time later he hears screaming and looks to see the officer being chased by a big old mean bull. Just as it looks as though the bull is about to gore the officer the farmer drops his tools and runs to the fence and screams: “Your badge! Show him your badge!”