Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MarkDyson, Oct 1, 2018.
Whadaya mean, "and the horse I rode in on?"
Being a life long horseman, I get a huge kick outta that kind of thing.
Where have I seen this before??
Be careful, people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together
Smile and Stay Safe
Dagnabbit, I always try to make sure nobody posted the same thing before me - and I always seem to screw it up
I must try and remember where I put that damn flux capacitor, i need it now more than ever......Artyman must be stopped ..I know he used to sail a lot so he is probably buoyed by his success and carried a way on a wave of enthusiasm but we must do something to take the wind out of his sails and get him anchored in reality, he shore needs it as he seems adrift from reality
Reality is an illusion caused by a deficiency of alcohol