Oldies but goodies?

kestrou

Blooze Noobie
These were new to me, but sounded old - so here goes...


“I bought a new pair of shoes with memory insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.”

“When I was a little kid, my parents would always say ‘Pardon my French’ after every swear word. I’ll never forget my very first day at school when my teacher, Mrs. Le Fontaine, asked if anybody in first grade knew any French.”

“One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you’re old.”

“And just like that, 1969 was 50 years ago.”

“If you’re paying $4 for a bottle of smart water, it isn’t working.”

“Instead of a sign that says 'Do Not Disturb,' I need one that says 'Already Disturbed; Proceed at Your Own Risk.'”

Kevin
 
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