blackcoffeeblues
Student Of The Blues
A grandpa Great White shark was teaching his grandson how to be a good shark. A cruise ship had hit a iceberg and There was hundreds of survivors in the waters around the ship wreck.
Grandpa told his grandson--"LETS GO EAT"---the baby shark was all over that, he had never ate a human before;.
They swim out to the wreck sight and grandpa tells his grandson "HERE THE WAY US OLD SHARKS DO IT"
He tells junior "Stick your fin 6 inches out of the water and we swim through them--We meet on the other side."
They get to the other side and Grandpa tells him " now we swim through them again, but this time put your fin 12 inches out of the water.
The grandson says "but Grandpa why don't we just eat um?"
Grandpa says "Humans taste better after you scare the S--T out of them".
I couldn't resist that one.
Grandpa told his grandson--"LETS GO EAT"---the baby shark was all over that, he had never ate a human before;.
They swim out to the wreck sight and grandpa tells his grandson "HERE THE WAY US OLD SHARKS DO IT"
He tells junior "Stick your fin 6 inches out of the water and we swim through them--We meet on the other side."
They get to the other side and Grandpa tells him " now we swim through them again, but this time put your fin 12 inches out of the water.
The grandson says "but Grandpa why don't we just eat um?"
Grandpa says "Humans taste better after you scare the S--T out of them".
I couldn't resist that one.