Over the years I have tried many times to come up with some original lyrics that aren't so incredibly stupid that everyone would laugh at them - every time an utter failure, so completely gave up. Well, fast forward - after spending the last 9 months helping my 2 adult daughters find and buy houses, I have experienced so many incredibly stupid real world situations in the real estate market, that I have many little snippets of lyrics that might comprise a pretty funny song - at least to those that have real estate buying experience in today's crazy market and would understand the inside tongue in cheek jokes. Problem is - it would have to be a country song. Here's my title for the song that provides a hint of insight into what I'm saying. "It's Got A South Facing Hog Barn" Yes, those are unedited words lifted directly out of a local property listing. As it turned out, that south facing hog barn was more livable than the actual house on the property.