Hows about a Challenge

[Paleo]

You need to feed your fan base on a regular basis.

I have a fan base?

But seriously folks, seems I'm the one that forgot how long ago those were.

I was thinking that Mark's "Electric Chair" challenge was just a few months ago.

I didn't realize til I looked up the dates of when I actually posted those.

After I added the dates, I meant to edit my comment and let you guys off the hook.

I think I may have contracted a time-shifting virus.

 

[Crossroads]

I hope to get a recording of this out there. Haven't been playing much guitar since getting my vr headset.

I took a little liberty with the lyrics, and kind of went in a different direction.


My daddy used to beat me on the head with a wooden chair
When I used to go to school all the other kids would stop and stare
They said hey what's up with you
Looks like Ike Turner beat you with a shoe,
Why did my Daddy do what he used to do?



Momma was a hooker way down on the boulevard
You had to pay cash she’d never take a credit card
And if she got thrown in jail.
They would make her pee in a pail.
Why did my Momma do what she used to do?



Sometimes you just don’t know what’s wrong and what’s right.
So you kick back and take another hit off your crack pipe.
Make some eggs in a fryin pan
Kick my ass till I became a man.
Wish I had a pop tart to make this alright.



If you think this song is screwed up you don’t know... who I am
Cause I spent 15 years just livin in a garbage can
I really don’t smell so bad
Just like my dear old Dad.
I shot him in the head
15 times till he was dead.


Everybody...

My daddy used to beat me on the head with a wooden chair (repeat ad nauseum)

 

[PapaRaptor]

I hope to get a recording of this out there. Haven't been playing much guitar since getting my vr headset.

I took a little liberty with the lyrics, and kind of went in a different direction.


My daddy used to beat me on the head with a wooden chair
When I used to go to school all the other kids would stop and stare
They said hey what's up with you
Looks like Ike Turner beat you with a shoe,
Why did my Daddy do what he used to do?



Momma was a hooker way down on the boulevard
You had to pay cash she’d never take a credit card
And if she got thrown in jail.
They would make her pee in a pail.
Why did my Momma do what she used to do?



Sometimes you just don’t know what’s wrong and what’s right.
So you kick back and take another hit off your crack pipe.
Make some eggs in a fryin pan
Kick my ass till I became a man.
Wish I had a pop tart to make this alright.



If you think this song is screwed up you don’t know... who I am
Cause I spent 15 years just livin in a garbage can
I really don’t smell so bad
Just like my dear old Dad.
I shot him in the head
15 times till he was dead.


Everybody...

My daddy used to beat me on the head with a wooden chair (repeat ad nauseum)

I see you've been studying songwriting in the style of Keven Kanten.