So apparently part of the secret order of the world involves dish towels. We have a lot of dish towels in our house I think many of them go back 25 / 30 years maybe more. My wife has ( pick one ) ( reported to me / asked me very nicely / sometimes yelled at me ) that I use dish towels incorrectly from time to time. I get new ones out that I do not need to get out. I use too many of them. I do not see how many of them are out there already. I should not put them into the laundry basket there is a time and place known only to ( not me ) when they will be selected and washed and put back into the rotation. There are even more arcane secrets involving what to use a paper napkin for to clean up with / when you should use a paper towel instead ( and when you should not use a paper towel ) / and when the dish towel is the correct choice but that's yet another convoluted thing I do wrong. Last night wife has dream a bad dream a nightmare even. OMG John has used every single dish towel incorrectly and they are all waiting to be cleaned in the laundry basket. Every single freaking one has been mis used. There is NOT A SINGLE ONE that is ready to be used correctly and IT IS ALL my fault. The world order has been disrupted by not following the ( very unclear ) principles of using dish towels correctly. Wow do we live dangerously here or what? Thanks John PS I feel a little better now but I have to also report the dog is a suspect of sneaking onto the couch and sleeping there possibly at night from time to time when every one is upstairs.