The Twelve Months of Quarantine

Cornfield

Blues Newbie
Dr. Fauci says vaccines should be widely available in April. That’s a full year of us socially isolating.
This is the current draft of "The Twelve Months of Quarantine". You know the tune

In the first month of quarantine my true love gave to me, a jigsaw puzzle of a pear tree, with a bird in it.
In the second month of ..... two rubber gloves
In the third month......three face masks
In the fou.......four rolls of TP
In the fifth.....five “Tiger Kings”
In the sixth….. six feet social distance
In the seventh….seven Zoom meetings
In the eighth…..eight shots of bleach
In the ninth ….. nine nasal swabs
In the tenth….ten ventilators
In the eleventh….. eleven antibodies
In the twelfth….. twelve vaccines
It's best if you read the list backwards
 

Many Moons

Biking+Blues=Bliss
Well Cornfield, your 'True Love' obviously doesn't love you that much.o_O Four months to get a measly 4 Toilet Rolls!!!!!!!!! My true love bought me 20 x 10 packs on the first day!!!!!!!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Cornfield

Blues Newbie
I sang it at a Zoom folk music sing around last night. Three people asked what a Tiger King was. Folkies.
So I changed that line to "Five Hydroxicloriquines" sorry if that is too political but it scans and fits the rhyme
 
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