Well, crap. I would have to mortgage my house just to buy the tools and equipment he has. Then build a shop. But no money left to build the shop. And no property on which to build the shop even if I had the loot. So rob a bank to get the loot. Then, while in prison, study wordworking and get the skills. And build me a guitar. Then discover I had made the F*ng F-holes too small to get a pot through. Then murder some poor hapless inmate in a fit of rage. Then start all over ... why not, now I have a life sentence ... and plenty of time to learn to play too. Methinks just buying a vintage ES335 would be a lot cheaper.