Pffft. What you do is, develop a 30 year infatuation with a certain brand of Italian motorcycle. Keep six or seven around at a time, rotating stock as you go. Go the factory a few times. Name your dog "Desmo". Then when that day comes:
"Another guitar?"
Oh this thing? Yeah, it was on sale, cost less than the leathers I just bought.
"Leathers?"
Yep, my last set was getting old and body armor is better these days. I want to start doing track days again so, you know. That's why I bought that new helmet.
"oohhh.... Well, I suppose if, wait... a new helmet?"
Yeah, it goes with the bike I'm picking up to use at the track.
"ANOTHER BIKE?!?!?!"
And there ya go. New guitar, no worries. They're downright cheap.