It's the guy on the front of the mower. He lost his shirt at the poker table.Where are the cops?
Everyone knows that it isn't really a party until the cops show up.
That's a good one.
I never needed an excuse to miss work. I'd just call in well. Hi boss, I'm calling in well. "What the hell does that mean?" I feel too good to come to work. See ya tomorrow.....or the next day!
Or calling in with eye problems: "I just can't see myself coming in today."
Well, at least every day is Saturday.Yeah, I'm goin on two years of retirement. I miss my holidays and days off...
Well, at least every day is Saturday.