Sad Day

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  1. sdbrit68

    sdbrit68 Student Of The Blues

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    I'm posting this with a heavy heart...

    I hope you all understand.

    As much as I love playing and working on my guitars, I have been told it takes up way too much of my time, and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics like cleaning and maintaining the house, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.

    Thanks for reading and understanding...Below is a list of what's available.

    Serious inquiries only please. Make me a reasonable offer.

    1. Dustpan and brush

    2. Sponges

    3. Dusters

    4. Mop and bucket

    5. Window cleaner

    6. Vacuum

    7. Dishwashing liquid

    8. Laundry detergent

    9. Fabric softener

    10. Laundry baskets

    11. Toilet brush

    12. Cleaning sprays

    13. Scrubbing brushes
     
  2. tommytubetone

    tommytubetone Portage, Michigan

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    :p
     
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  3. Mickey Duane

    Mickey Duane Used To Be A Rock Star

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    Life is tough

    Peace
     
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  4. steve w

    steve w Nottinghamshire, UK

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: You had me!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  5. Many Moons

    Many Moons Biking+Blues=Bliss

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  6. blackcoffeeblues

    blackcoffeeblues Student Of The Blues

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    Oh I feel so sorry for you. :rolleyes:
     
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  7. arock

    arock Help! I'm a rock

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    Not the sponges!!!
     
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  8. Paleo

    Paleo Where is that root?

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    C'mon, Mark. Clean up your act.

    Mr.jpg


    BTW: You took me to the cleaners on that one.
     
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  9. CaptainMoto

    CaptainMoto Blues Voyager

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    You funny boy:ROFLMAO:
     
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  10. sdbrit68

    sdbrit68 Student Of The Blues

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    The sponges are lawsuit ones, the corners and colors were copied from proctor and gamble, so very collectible
     
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  11. matonanjin

    matonanjin Chubby, old guy trying to play some blues.

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    I have to admit. Me too!!!
     
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  12. mountain man

    mountain man Still got the Blues!

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    I never had that domestic problem.......... now I have a beagle puppy and she doesn't like it when I focus on guitar...... Every time I pick one up she is on me like pigs in dirt....... :eek:
     
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  13. blackcoffeeblues

    blackcoffeeblues Student Of The Blues

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    Hmmm-I think I understand now---3 little dabs a day, out of a 2 ounce bottle of Cannibas Stavia---you are showing signs of pre-addiction.
    1st Phase----neglection of important duties. (cleaning house)
    2nd Phase---reclusive behavior (spends a lot of time in jam room)
    3rd Phase----wanting to do nothing but listen to music all the time (Guilty)

    Next Phases ---not shaving---no more haircuts----cronic pain in wrist and fingers that requires 2 ounces' of Cannibas Stavia per day.
    HMMMM I really don't know what to tell you Buddy, but I think it might be to late for you----VERY SAD DAY.:ROFLMAO:
     
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  14. Dr. Ron

    Dr. Ron NO GUTS NO GLORY. JUST GIVE IT A SHOT!

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    Cute Mark!
     
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  15. CapnDenny1

    CapnDenny1 Student Of The Blues

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    What the heck is a dustpan?

    After my first wife passed, I had a brief time of a lot of first dates. One time I actually had a 2nd or 3rd date with a lady, so I invited her to my house for dinner. My youngest was going to be a chef at that time, so it was cool. So I and my 2 sons spent hours cleaning the house! I searched frantically for the vacuum cleaner to no avail. I finally called my daughter who was away at college, to see if she had any idea where it might be. She used to handle such things before she went off to college. She said, "Yes I know where the vacuum is, it's with my aunt, the one who has the vacuum and sewing machine repair shop. She's had it for 8 months since before I moved out!"

    So I went and bought a new vacuum, and proceeded to make the house spotless. The lady came for dinner, and I proudly showed my spotless house, that my son's and I spent days, yes days cleaning! She looked around and said, "Yes it's pretty good?" I pressed for a better answer. Finally she said, "Well, it looks like it was cleaned by a man." I asked what that meant? She said, "well look at the dirt in the corner right there. It looks like somebody swept, but left the dirt where the vacuum couldn't reach." I said, "But nobody walks in the corner!"

    And she has been cleaning my corners ever since!
     
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  16. arock

    arock Help! I'm a rock

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  17. Mickey Duane

    Mickey Duane Used To Be A Rock Star

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    :LOL::LOL:

    Peace
     
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  18. JestMe

    JestMe Student Of The Blues

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    That was awesome. I may have to steal it! ;-)
     
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  19. Al Holloway

    Al Holloway Bristol UK

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    I don't have those issues......we have a cleaner:Beer:

    Though I do have an issue. I have to get up early (well early for a retiree) every other Wednesday and go out (normally to the golf range or course depending on the weather) to avoid the cleaner. Yes I know first world problems and all thet:rolleyes:

    cheers

    Al.
     
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  20. Crossroads

    Crossroads Thump the Bottom

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    How about a full size broom? My wife got a flat on her broom, riding around the house last week, and we need a new one

    I guess I'll also need a cook, because now that my wife has seen this guess I won't be eating for the next few weeks.