Neck...maple or rosewood? Or ebony?
Frets...nickel or stainless?
Strings...light gauge or heavy gauge?
Guitar...Les Paul or Strat?
Amp...Fender or Marshall?
Tone...fingers or gear?
Greatest Player...Stevie or Jimi?
Dinner...Burger or Pizza?
Girls...Ginger or Mary Ann?
Guys...Brad or George?
Can Eric Johnson really tell the difference in what battery is in his pedals?
What do these questions have in common? They're all unanswerable. Except for the one about EJ, and I read somewhere that he actually passed the test on if Duracells were in his pedal or not. May've been a fluke. May've been a bogus article. Either way, that one might have a definitive answer. Oh - also, the correct answer to burger or pizza is chicken fried steak. Just so y'all know. All the rest are...
No hard feelings, Rancid. We both already know we disagree on this one, so I'm just having a little fun.