10 Ways to Convince Your Spouse You Need a New Guitar

[jackderby52]

Yea, I used most of these... ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVozFW-NRs&feature=youtu.be&__s=e69nywxzgjbuprvuv3sb

 

[Cowboy Bob]

@jackderby52 I don’t need no stinking excuses. https://youtu.be/t7Y0I91rubg will explain it all.

 

[PapaRaptor]

@jackderby52 I don’t need no stinking excuses. https://youtu.be/t7Y0I91rubg will explain it all.

Thanks Bob. I haven't heard that in a long time. Still very relevant.

 

[jackderby52]

@jackderby52 I don’t need no stinking excuses. https://youtu.be/t7Y0I91rubg will explain it all.

That's hilarious... Can't let the wife see that one...

 

[Chuck]

I’ve been known to flop down on my but kicking and screaming until she gives in! Works at Walmart, and most retail establishments including Guitar shops.

I even get an occasional lollipop from store employees when I calm down.

 

[PapaRaptor]

I’ve been known to flop down on my but kicking and screaming until she gives in!

I can only pull that if she doesn't have her car keys with her. Tried it once when we went to town in her pickup truck. It sure was a long walk home.

 

[jackderby52]

 

[OG_Blues]

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I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me what the difference is???

 

[snarf]

I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me what the difference is???

My wife has been known to tell me that "your porn came" when the new Sweetwater catalog shows up.

 

[jackderby52]

I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me what the difference is???

OG, really?? we need to explain the difference?? ...

 

[OG_Blues]

OG, really?? we need to explain the difference?? ...

well......when you get to be my age...........

 

[jackderby52]

well......when you get to be my age...........

Unfortunately I know exactly what you mean!! ....

 

[The Reverend]

I'm not married. But my friends always ask. Why so many guitars? And the newest one is "why do you need so many different amps"?