kestrou
Blooze Noobie
Some people never learn...
Girlfriends are so much better than wife's, and I blame wedding cake. Wedding cake is a toxic substance that changes women, and it should be outlawed.
Here's what happens when a "girlfriend" becomes a wife, then eats wedding cake:
1. Married. Happiest day off her life.
2. Eats wedding cake.
3. Wedding cake causes her to lose 95% of her sex drive.
4. Wedding cake instantly changes her disposition.
Proof: smiles and takes a bite of wedding cake, then smashes the remainder in the grooms face... Sweet girl gone
5. Sets sights on half your stuff, and 3/4 of your money.
And you've done this 4 time's, eh?
You've got the process down perfectly - and besides four ex-wives I also have a baby momma (does she count for a half?) - which is why I'm actually firmly in "the girlfriend business" - finally!!!
Yeah... I've always been a slow learner!
Kevin